Rabbit Amnesty pledges to take that tired old vibrator of yours and give you a brand new one at half the price. The new vibrator in question is that famed Jessica Rabbit.
Your old one gets recycled, part of your new rabbit's half-price payment goes to Sir David Attenborough (or, World Land Trust) and then they say we'll be enjoying things called 'ecogasms'.
I start with the 100% environmentally friendly sex toy, The Earth Angel. Made from recycled materials,The Earth Angel is designed with a hand crank down the bottom. No batteries necessary, 4 speeds, 8 minutes of cranking, 1 hour of...